The disadvantages of falling asleep in school

[Miss K]

A girl had fallen asleep in Religion class so in an attempt to get her into trouble, the teacher walked over to her and poked her with a ruler, he then asked:
"Who made the earth?"
The girl awoke with a start and shouted "God Almighty!"
Undaunted the teacher poked her again and posed the question;
"Who is the son of God?"
Mildy annoyed, the drowsy girl shouted
"Jesus Christ!!"
The teacher, who was now a bit frustrated, poked her again and asked:
"What did Eve say to Adam after their 27th child?"
The girl shouted;
"If you poke me with that one more time I'll break it in half and stick it up your a$$!"

[5N1P3R]

HAHA! Ya Girl do it!!!!