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"Before Marriage"....
He: Yes ! At last ! It was So hard to wait ! She: Do you want me to leave ? He: Never ! Don't even think about it ! She: Do you love me ? He: Of course ! Over and over !!! She: Have you ever cheated on me ? He: Never ! Why are you even asking ? She: Will you kiss me ? He: Do you even to need ask ! ? Every chance i get ! She: Will you hit me ? He: Are you crazy ? ! I'm not that kind of person ! She: Can i trust you ? He: Yes ! She: Darling ! " After Marriage ".. READ From BOTTOM To TOP !!!
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Here is what happens after marriage
![]() ![]() and joke How Men Change After Marriage The Love Word: After 6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U After 6 months: Of course I love U After 6 years: If I didn't love U, then why the did I propose? Back from Work: After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home After 6 months: BACK!! After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today?? Gifts: After 6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring After 6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room After 6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something Phone Ringing: After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone After 6 months: Here, for you After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE! Cooking: After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good! After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? After 6 years: AGAIN!!!! Apology: After 6 weeks: Honey, don't you worry, I'll never hold this against you After 6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again After 6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said?? New Dress: After 6 weeks: Oh my you look like an angel in that dress After 6 months: You bought a new dress again??? After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me? Planning for Vacations: After 6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?? After 6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane? After 6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home??? TV: After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? After 6 months: I like this movie After 6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself source: Before And After Marriage |
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