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Old 02-17-2008, 01:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation Before & After Marriage

"Before Marriage"....

He: Yes ! At last ! It was So hard to wait !
She: Do you want me to leave ?
He: Never ! Don't even think about it !
She: Do you love me ?
He: Of course ! Over and over !!!
She: Have you ever cheated on me ?
He: Never ! Why are you even asking ?
She: Will you kiss me ?
He: Do you even to need ask ! ? Every chance i get !
She: Will you hit me ?
He: Are you crazy ? ! I'm not that kind of person !
She: Can i trust you ?
He: Yes !
She: Darling !

" After Marriage ".. READ From BOTTOM To TOP !!!
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Old 02-17-2008, 01:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHA , nice one Miss K
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Old 02-23-2008, 05:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2008, 01:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Here is what happens after marriage



and joke How Men Change After Marriage

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
After 6 months: Of course I love U
After 6 years: If I didn't love U, then why the did I propose?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
After 6 months: BACK!!
After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
After 6 months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room
After 6 years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
After 6 months: Here, for you
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
After 6 weeks: Honey, don't you worry, I'll never hold this against you
After 6 months: Watch out! Don't do it again
After 6 years: What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Oh my you look like an angel in that dress
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again???
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
After 6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
After 6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
After 6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie
After 6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself


source: Before And After Marriage
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