Nightrider's Jokes

Kazuki · 07-19-2007, 08:45 PM

1. The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?"

The Lone Ranger replies reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it's like this, God gives us miracles in life. Each day is a new beginning, just like every night there's a new star in the sky. What do you think?"

Tonto looks at him, confused and says, "Tonto think someone stole tent."

2. An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.

"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

Leopard · 07-21-2007, 09:32 AM

Had some problem with merging and moving the two posts into one thread. Finally fixed it anyways.

Nightrider, create your own joke thread and then include the two jokes above. When done, PM me so I can delete this thread. Nice jokes btw.

Kazuki · 07-27-2007, 04:04 AM

One minute. Why is my post with nightrider's jokes?

Makes me look weird.

Anyways, the jokes were good. I especially liked the 2nd one. I'm gonna use it on my friends XD

PS. Star, if you only post whaqt you have done(doing your job as a mod) it is considered spamming. Do not use situations like to this to get extra post counts by typing that you have done blah blah blah. Post more! At least have something that will help the topic starter create or post jokes which will appeal to us more.

Ice_AK · 09-02-2007, 01:11 PM

The 1st joke was a bit funny. I don't like the second one that much. Sounds like something I would say...
-_-'

07-21-2007, 09:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Leopard Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Singapore Posts: 85	Nightrider's Jokes Had some problem with merging and moving the two posts into one thread. Finally fixed it anyways. Nightrider, create your own joke thread and then include the two jokes above. When done, PM me so I can delete this thread. Nice jokes btw. __________________

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07-19-2007, 08:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kazuki Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 132	1. The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?" The Lone Ranger replies reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it's like this, God gives us miracles in life. Each day is a new beginning, just like every night there's a new star in the sky. What do you think?" Tonto looks at him, confused and says, "Tonto think someone stole tent." 2. An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." "What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

07-27-2007, 04:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kazuki Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 132	One minute. Why is my post with nightrider's jokes? Makes me look weird. Anyways, the jokes were good. I especially liked the 2nd one. I'm gonna use it on my friends XD PS. Star, if you only post whaqt you have done(doing your job as a mod) it is considered spamming. Do not use situations like to this to get extra post counts by typing that you have done blah blah blah. Post more! At least have something that will help the topic starter create or post jokes which will appeal to us more.

09-02-2007, 01:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ice_AK Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 6	The 1st joke was a bit funny. I don't like the second one that much. Sounds like something I would say... -_-'