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Miss K · 02-23-2008, 10:05 PM

A girl had fallen asleep in Religion class so in an attempt to get her into trouble, the teacher walked over to her and poked her with a ruler, he then asked:
"Who made the earth?"
The girl awoke with a start and shouted "God Almighty!"
Undaunted the teacher poked her again and posed the question;
"Who is the son of God?"
Mildy annoyed, the drowsy girl shouted
"Jesus Christ!!"
The teacher, who was now a bit frustrated, poked her again and asked:
"What did Eve say to Adam after their 27th child?"
The girl shouted;
"If you poke me with that one more time I'll break it in half and stick it up your a$$!"

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Miss K Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 61 Images: 2	The disadvantages of falling asleep in school A girl had fallen asleep in Religion class so in an attempt to get her into trouble, the teacher walked over to her and poked her with a ruler, he then asked: "Who made the earth?" The girl awoke with a start and shouted "God Almighty!" Undaunted the teacher poked her again and posed the question; "Who is the son of God?" Mildy annoyed, the drowsy girl shouted "Jesus Christ!!" The teacher, who was now a bit frustrated, poked her again and asked: "What did Eve say to Adam after their 27th child?" The girl shouted; "If you poke me with that one more time I'll break it in half and stick it up your a$$!" __________________ If you are viewing this site as a guest, Sign up and see lots more inside.